Post by Marone on Aug 2, 2010 13:29:40 GMT -8
... Which is all just a fancy way of saying:
Hey I'm Taren/Merridew/Coen/That-Asshole-With-An-Asshole-Character/Whatever Other Nicknames I Might Hold At One Time Or Another
Anyways, playing with font colors aside, I am who I am. In case you're confused I'll tell you some things about myself that hold no real weight what so ever. Ready? No? Well too bloody bad, fugawz...
That List I Mentioned Above:
1. I like to create my own sayings because I am really just that arrogant. Like... Schweet Saucy Knaves or Holy Crap on a Crap-Stick, or What in God's Green Frik. So... Yea me.
2. I make fun of everything, including myself, which is why most people can only handle so much time with me a day (An example for the lady/gentleman:
An Unfortunate "Friend" of Mine: "Hey, Mer, I was going to a water park today and I thought you might like to come."
Moi: "Yeah, you always like it when I come. Oh schnap."
AUFoM: "Wow. You're like 19, aren't you?"
Moi: "You're 19." -douche-bag snicker-
AUFoM: -sighs and leaves-
End Poor Example)
2. I love innuendo. Seriously guys... I really am that immature.
3. I believe the number sequence goes 1, 2, 2, 3... Actually, no I was just too lazy to alter a typo I made.
4. I'm kind of a jerk, but I like to think that I'm the genius kind that is somewhat lovable in their own way...
5. Being an English Major and Film Minor, I'm one of those awful people who has a strong, overly researched opinion about every book/movie I've ever seen.
6. Hell yeah, I'm arrogant, so I also think I'm funny...
7. Ohyeakids, I also like to bat for BOTH teams. If you catch my drift.
Didn't get that?Well too bloody bad, you sodding fugawz.
Ergh...
The end.
Fin.
(Because I think I'm deep, tortured, and artsy too)
Hey I'm Taren/Merridew/Coen/That-Asshole-With-An-Asshole-Character/Whatever Other Nicknames I Might Hold At One Time Or Another
Anyways, playing with font colors aside, I am who I am. In case you're confused I'll tell you some things about myself that hold no real weight what so ever. Ready? No? Well too bloody bad, fugawz...
That List I Mentioned Above:
1. I like to create my own sayings because I am really just that arrogant. Like... Schweet Saucy Knaves or Holy Crap on a Crap-Stick, or What in God's Green Frik. So... Yea me.
2. I make fun of everything, including myself, which is why most people can only handle so much time with me a day (An example for the lady/gentleman:
An Unfortunate "Friend" of Mine: "Hey, Mer, I was going to a water park today and I thought you might like to come."
Moi: "Yeah, you always like it when I come. Oh schnap."
AUFoM: "Wow. You're like 19, aren't you?"
Moi: "You're 19." -douche-bag snicker-
AUFoM: -sighs and leaves-
End Poor Example)
2. I love innuendo. Seriously guys... I really am that immature.
3. I believe the number sequence goes 1, 2, 2, 3... Actually, no I was just too lazy to alter a typo I made.
4. I'm kind of a jerk, but I like to think that I'm the genius kind that is somewhat lovable in their own way...
5. Being an English Major and Film Minor, I'm one of those awful people who has a strong, overly researched opinion about every book/movie I've ever seen.
6. Hell yeah, I'm arrogant, so I also think I'm funny...
7. Ohyeakids, I also like to bat for BOTH teams. If you catch my drift.
Didn't get that?Well too bloody bad, you sodding fugawz.
Ergh...
The end.
Fin.
(Because I think I'm deep, tortured, and artsy too)